I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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