I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
how drunk are you?
Several
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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