So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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