if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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