My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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