Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Even my vagina gasped.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Randomize
