I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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