That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They took my balls.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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