I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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