her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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