The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Don't EVER smell your tampon
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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