Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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