By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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