Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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