she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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