woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We need to rekindle our bromance
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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