Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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