I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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