laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
only you would photoshop your dick
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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