that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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