For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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