dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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