if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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