i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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