My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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