Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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