The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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