Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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