white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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