can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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