If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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