I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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