What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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