We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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