Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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