We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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