I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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