problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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