38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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