Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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