is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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