Say something about gay babies.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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