Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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