Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
