So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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