We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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