On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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