I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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