Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
