Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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