I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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