Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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