How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
one might say we're banned from that church
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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