In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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