google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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