were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I should be sponsored by Trojan
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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