Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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